White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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