YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
We need to feng shui this bitch.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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