How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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