So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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