Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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