I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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