I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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