i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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