What a fucking waste of an outfit
I showed him my bush... on skype.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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