Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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