we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Your penis caused this!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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