i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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