okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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