You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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