On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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