Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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