with your own penis?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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