And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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