Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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