oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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