come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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