Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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