Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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