dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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