thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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