Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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