I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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