yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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