i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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