I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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