I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
