I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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