Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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