Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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