Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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