is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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