Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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