return my video game
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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