hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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