Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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