So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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