You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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