the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I need to sanitize my soul.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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