New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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