Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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