So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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