I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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