I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Ketchup is God's man juice
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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