Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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