He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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