Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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